Maybe you haven't made as many mistakes as the kid who saw the horrible Boogerman, or the family who let a jinx beast into their house. Maybe you aren't reckless enough to enter a robot factory or a creepy, trash-strewn hallway.

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But let's face it. You do make mistakes. And, sometimes, you don't pay attention to a lot of the terrible things that could happen at any minute. Or to birds.

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Of course, it's probably better that way. You need to be able to go about your life without spending every waking moment shivering with fear!

 

So, once again, and we really mean it this time: do NOT read this book!